Jizz mishaps

It never goes where we think it’s gonna go does it? I shot the moon once I think.

managed to spray it all over my phone once, ruined the picture.

This reminded me of a time I had a quickie with a girl on the stairs, and she was moving it so good that I didn’t have time to hold back or tell her I was coming, so I told her: put your mouth there, but there wasn’t time and the semen shot out and landed on a visible part of her hair. She as mad because she had a date later and needed to look good, so I ended up ruining it, hahaha. It reminded me of the scene in the film “There’s Something About Mary” when the character played by Cameron Diaz gets it in her hair by accident.

I remember once I was at my girlfriend’s house, and I was really horny and creative because I got hot easily with her, so she agreed to have sex with me, but it had to be quick because her mum was about to get home from work, and we were on top of furniture doing it, until I couldn’t hold it any more and I had to explode, as she was wearing clothes and I couldn’t come on her back, so I held the semen in my hands, but some dripped out onto the brown furniture. We had to clean the crime scene quickly, but it was difficult to completely get rid of the evidence, but her mum didn’t notice. Days later I went to her house and I pointed at the scene of the crime, so she would get stressed out, it was really funny. To this day, I don’t know if her mum found out.

I remember once a girl wanted me to come in her mouth, but in a moment of arousal I can’t control the shot much, the girl was giving me oral sex and helping herself a little with her hands, after a few minutes I was on the verge of coming, and it shot out onto her face, it went in her eye, and it went really red no matter how much she washed it and I got a bit scared because she said it burned a lot.

It was a fast and furious session with a AS working girl and when she told me to give her a facial to remember, I duly obliged.
But it was so powerful I managed to dislodge one of her accessory eyelashes, which then flew off onto the hotel room floor, propelled there in a stream of jizz.
They were recovered, rinsed, dried, reapplied just in time for the next punter.

only mishap i have had is the condom tearing so ending up cip.

ditto

The only thing I can think of is when I was christening my first car with my GF, she was giving me a HJ and I came and it flew over my shoulder, I never did find it and hopefully know one else did.....I loved that car 😂

I will never buy a second hand car again..lol

My history of jizz is that when an accidental loss released my jizz it went up her nose and she hit me.

"I will never buy a second hand car again..lol"

Nor will I :)

pulled out, ripped the rubber of to cum on her tits and gave her a full facial instead, she was less than pleased

Similar in a way had just cim and I was waiting for the snowball when she sneezed/ coughed and gave me a facial

"It never goes where we think it’s gonna go does it? I shot the moon once I think."

Good shot 😜

Red eye is the most common.

Went to give her a facial but missed completely and made a mess of the carpet.

"My history of jizz is that when an accidental loss released my jizz it went up her nose and she hit me."

ouch 😩

I was riding a client reverse cowgirl and once he had cum I got off to suddendly find no condom on his cock What does this mean 😲 ?

No he hadnt removed it 😌, it slipped off him and was inside me. 😮

😱 that must have been scary

did you him fish it out ?