Jizz mishaps

As we all know when the moment is upon us to release it has a tendency to go wherever it likes.

I saw a girl years ago (civvy) and we were teasing each other sat on opposite chairs in her bedroom playing with ourselves. After a while it got too much and we jumped on the bed and started a mutual masturbation session which went on for some time until she started to wank me really fast to get me to cum before she did and in doing so the words "I'm going to cum" were uttered by me in slow motion just as a string of jizz shot up her nostril :eek:

She said "wow, I've never had it up my nose before" and for months after we used to see each other in passing and tap our noses knowingly :sarcastic:

Feel free to share your jizz mishaps where it's gone NOT where you planned :D

thats funny

haha

thats happened to me once, odd experience.

I met a former member of AS who had been on my radar for quite some time.
It was a fast and furious session and when she told me to give her a facial to remember, I duly obliged.
But it was so powerful I managed to dislodge one of her accessory eyelashes, which then flew off onto the hotel room floor, propelled there in a stream of jizz.
They were recovered, rinsed, dried, reapplied just in time for the next punter.

I'm thinking this thread ought to have been titled jizzhaps

In an early punt I came with a great deal of force and we couldn’t work out where it went - I found it after she had left in the pleats of a curtain.

only mishap i have had is the condom tearing so ending up cip.

Hope you got tested after Wang.

Ah, it must be wonderful to be a hotel cleaner. One day to scare the bejeezus out of myself I must take a UV light to my hotel room

I was at a Bukkake event years ago and us punters were all standing around 1 WG in a circle and 1 of the punters jizzed on my arm, :vomit: it was the WG who apologised, the punter didn't say anything.

I've had an experience with a gentleman who forgot to tell me when he comes, it's like a pressure hose. Needless to say he pressure washed my tonsils and cleaned out my nose in one climax. Those days, pre-covid, we would take it carefully so he's not to paint my ceiling now.

Glad to here it didn't come out your ears Crissy

lol..crissy the new mouth was is sperm, love it.

I love the visualization of pressure washing your cavities Crissy

I have hit the target more often than I've missed but yep like others I've overshot and hit the walls and ceilings before. CIM is great but I like visual aspects of seeing my cum on a womans face, so a combination of the two is my favourite. Also reduces the chance of the curtains getting a splattering.

While lay down receiving a HJ I managed to self CIM

Years ago I was kneeling in front of a client waiting for him to give me a facial and it cam out at such a force straight in to my left eyeball that I couldn't see for a few minutes and gave me a black eye which highly amused my friends but was difficult to explain to my family.

" I'm thinking this thread ought to have been titled jizzhaps"

Funny.

"While lay down receiving a HJ I managed to self CIM"

Snowball fight afterwards?